Wait, what?

I'm Jeff. I hail from the Sooner State and only occasionally miss the waving wheat. Right now, I'm living in Chicago and working as an in-house substitute teacher in one of the city's best schools. This is my face. I have a strange obsession with pens. I also love graphic tees a little too much. I will never be too old for Batman, zombies, or robots. I'm a sucker for a pretty smile, and a bat of the eyelashes will make me agree to just about anything. My friends are probably cooler than yours.

Question 27: Who do you think is a modern day Huck Finn? Why?

  • Alondra: I'm going to put you, Mr. Watkins.
  • Me: Ha! What? Why? Explain.
  • Alondra: Well, you're very clever.
  • Me: Well thank you.
  • Alondra: And you're not racist.
  • Me: Right.
  • Alondra: Also you're white and you have blue eyes.
  • Me: Did it say Huck Finn had blue eyes?
  • Alondra: I like to imagine he did.
  • Me: Fair enough.
1 month ago
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#Tales of a substitute#I AM HUCK FINN
  1. jazz-ralphio said: hahahhahahaha crying into my coffee this is that funny
  2. alexieileen said: Alondra’s got the hots for you!
  3. alex-lately said: This is the girl who has like 5 different name she goes by, isn’t it?
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