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I'm Jeff. I hail from the Sooner State and only occasionally miss the waving wheat. Right now, I'm living in Chicago and working as an in-house substitute teacher in one of the city's best schools. This is my face. I have a strange obsession with pens. I also love graphic tees a little too much. I will never be too old for Batman, zombies, or robots. I'm a sucker for a pretty smile, and a bat of the eyelashes will make me agree to just about anything. My friends are probably cooler than yours.